Own A Word




	Now, for the first time in history, you can...

How Does It Work?

What Do I Get?

Can It Be a Gift?

What Does It Cost?

Why Charities?

Tax-Deductible?

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The English Neologia Society is now offering exclusive and absolute certification of word ownership, by conferring a WordRight™ to anyone submitting a qualified neologism (new word). Once granted, your WordRight becomes your property and can be consigned, transferred, sold, traded, or bequeathed at the will of the owner.

Take ‘blint’ for example. WordRight holder R. McPherson of Princeton, NJ, USA, can smugly shake his fist and shout “You stupid blint!” at a careless driver, leave his job on a whim with “...a bad case of the blint,” or tell his waiter the broccoli “tastes too blinty.” Mr. Raymond coined, defined, and registered ‘blint’ with the English Neologia Society, and can now exercise his exclusive and perpetual WordRight () privileges forever.

You can do the same. Claim an old family term, like ‘glintz’ (but hold on! Owner Jill Clement of Perth, AU, has already defined it as “the spit people spray when they’re talking up close”). Follow Jon Craig’s lead with a clever word fusion like ‘stirvation’ (“repeatedly exploring the refrigerator’s contents without satisfaction”). Or create something totally personal, like ‘morrisize’ (too late! New York City’s J. Morris holds the rights). Use your imagination. Spell your name backwards. Anagram your birthplace. Coin a new expletive. Alphabetize your Social Security number. If you’re not feeling creative, give the gift of a WordRight to a more creative friend or relative.

Best of all, because ENS is a non-profit organization, we forward ALL profits to the charity you choose! You automatically become a member of the English Neologia Society, and get the full tax-deduction!

“You’re only as good as your word,” they say, so grab yours now before it’s gone forever!



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